Nate Fernald

Okay, Zipcar - I get it. You’re a creep. SIGN ME UP.

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:26:00 -0500

Okay, Zipcar - I get it. You’re a creep. SIGN ME UP.

A lot of you tumblr folks might not realize this, but this blog...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:29:07 -0500

A lot of you tumblr folks might not realize this, but this blog is attached to a website. My website, actually. It’s just been re-designed. You should go look at it, okay? There are CATS A PLENTY.

www.natefernald.com

I know what I’M doing for Valentine’s Day.

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:08:53 -0500

I know what I’M doing for Valentine’s Day.

SO PUMPED FOR THE NEW AIR BUD MOVIE.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:05:54 -0500

SO PUMPED FOR THE NEW AIR BUD MOVIE.

Here’s a video that me and Dan St. Germain and Adam Wirtz...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:59:13 -0500

Here’s a video that me and Dan St. Germain and Adam Wirtz made. Do with it what you will!

NEW BIEBER ALBUM JUST DROPPED, YA’LL!!!

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:59:00 -0500

NEW BIEBER ALBUM JUST DROPPED, YA’LL!!!

What have you done with your life?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:14:54 -0500

What have you done with your life?

ATTN INVESTORS: Looking for some venture capital to launch my...

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:51:46 -0500

ATTN INVESTORS: Looking for some venture capital to launch my line of Justin Bieber dogs. Who’s in?

Check out Cool Hot Dog Man and his Cool Hot Dog Fam!

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:15:55 -0400

Check out Cool Hot Dog Man and his Cool Hot Dog Fam!

Things To Do Before I Die

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:41:17 -0400

Go skydiving
Meet Matt Damon
Travel Europe
Ride in a helicopter
Discuss classic literature with Matt Damon
Become a father
Reveal to Matt Damon that I didn’t actually read the book we were discussing and that I just made up all that stuff off the top of my head
Have Matt Damon be very impressed with my “improv skills” (his words, not mine)
Say “Why thank you, Mr. Damon. I took a few classes when I was college, but most of that was just my natural instinct.”
Have Matt Damon say “Please, Nate. Call me Matt - not Mr. Damon.” (you got it, Matt!)
After a few more times hanging out, have Matt Damon realize that there’s more to me than just being some fanboy who wanted to meet him before dying, and then casually mention that he’s actually looking for a new roommate
MOVE IN WITH MATT DAMON (!!!!)
Find out that living with Matt Damon isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, and that he’s actually pretty disrespectful as a roommate (constant parties, never washes dishes and will only let me watch the TV if I’m watching a movie he was in - seriously, how weird is that???)
Finally confront Matt Damon about his wild parties and let him know that I’m not an actor like him and I actually have to wake up every morning and go do real work in order to pay my rent
Get in a shouting match with Matt Damon about what “real work” is and have him try and justify that he works just as hard at his career as I do mine
Tell him it didn’t look like he was working very hard in Jersey Girl
Get murdered by Matt Damon
Get resurrected by Matt Damon
Die on the dance floor

Feel free to print this list and use it for yourself. First one to accomplish everything on it gets an Amazon gift card!

I AM A GIF!

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:55:28 -0400

I AM A GIF!

These newsies can be so MEAN sometimes.

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 11:26:44 -0400

These newsies can be so MEAN sometimes.

Here’s a video of me telling some jokes.

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 11:16:02 -0400

Here’s a video of me telling some jokes.

Just a really good comic strip.

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 14:56:58 -0400

Just a really good comic strip.

Just invented the t-shirt tuxedo. Who’s buying?

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 13:00:30 -0400

Just invented the t-shirt tuxedo. Who’s buying?

FYI, you can only post about Chickenfoot 16 times on your...

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:18:00 -0400

FYI, you can only post about Chickenfoot 16 times on your friend’s Facebook wall before you get LOCKED OUT OF YOUR ACCOUNT FOR AN HOUR.

bradynovak: “Perfect,” by Kelsy Abbott and Brady Novak. With...

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 13:33:45 -0400

bradynovak:

“Perfect,” by Kelsy Abbott and Brady Novak. With DeMorge Brown and Eric Acosta. It’s goofy fun!!!

I wish this was 90 minutes long.

OMG. MY FACEBOOK TOTALLY GOT HACKED.

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:08:52 -0400

OMG. MY FACEBOOK TOTALLY GOT HACKED.

iPod Shuffle Game

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 13:53:00 -0400

I decided to take this fun survey I found on Facebook, and you should all do it too! Here’s how it works: Put your iPod on shuffle, and the name of the first song is the answer to the first question. Then hit skip, and the second song is the answer to the second question and so on and so forth until you’ve answered all ten questions. Ready? Let’s go!

DISCLAIMER: I do not have an iPod. But I DO have a discman, and it does have a shuffle option, so I can still play.

Okay, now ready? Let’s go!

DISCLAIMER: The only CD I own is the CD single for Lou Bega’s “Mambo #5.” But there are a couple of remixes on it, so I can still shuffle.

Okay, ready now? Let’s go!

My Name Is: Mambo #5

LOL, yeah I wish! I also wish that my name was one of the ones in the song. A little unfair, ya know? Just cuz I’m a boy :\ Still love the song, though.

I Love: Mambo #5 “Too Much Mambo” House Remix

LOL. Guilty! Love this song.

I Hate: Mambo #5

UMMM, OKAY, THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. LOL. This is turning out to be really funny. Seriously - love this song.

My Favorite Food Is: Mambo #5 Havanna Club Mix

LOL. Talk about ear candy! LOL. Such a good song.

I Was Born: Mambo #5 (Radio Edit)

Actually, I was born premature. And the radio edit of Mambo #5 is about 40 seconds shorter, so it ends premature. Kinda creepy! Still love this song, though.

My Pet’s Name Is: Mambo #5 (DJ Finger’s “Just the Trumpet” Mix)

Close! My cat’s name name is Mambo. Actually, all of my cats’ names are Mambo, so technically one of them is Mambo #5. Even closer! PS, love this mix.

My Biggest Fear Is: Mambo #5

LOL. Pretty much the opposite of my biggest fear. Here is my biggest fear: “Somebody just went back in time and murdered Lou Bega before he recorded Mambo #5! Also, everybody are ants.”

My Pet Peeve Is: Mambo #5 ”Murda Da Mumbo” Dub Mix

Actually, this one is true. This remix is like nine minutes long and just samples him saying “Tina” over and over again. Doesn’t even say Mambo! Like, WTF? Mambo number ZERO. Right? But I’d still take it over no Mambo at all (see previously question).

Your Most Embarrassing Memory: Mambo #5 (Radio Edit)

Nope. Weird quiz! Love this song.

My Dying Words Will Be: Mambo #5

So perfect. I would love nothing more than to go out in a hail of gunfire while screaming “It’s Mambo Number 5!” at the top of my lungs. If I ever find out I have 24 hours left to live, definitely putting on my discman and taking a church hostage. Such a good song.

If I ever have children, I will never be as proud of them as I...

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 10:59:02 -0400

If I ever have children, I will never be as proud of them as I am of this.

Also, do any real artists actually want to draw this for me?