Nate Fernald

Yo, I made an edit to Smash Mouth’s “All Star”...

Sat, 04 May 2013 16:32:40 -0400

Yo, I made an edit to Smash Mouth’s “All Star” that’s just the chorus. Enjoy!

Has anyone else’s Facebook gotten real creepy?

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:38:23 -0400

Has anyone else’s Facebook gotten real creepy?

http://www.youtube.com/user/thingsfarting

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 11:34:18 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/user/thingsfarting:

Whoa, check out this sweet YouTube channel.

Dad Cat gave up his career as a freelance sports writer for his...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:26:38 -0400

Dad Cat gave up his career as a freelance sports writer for his family. It’s memories like this one that make him realize it was all worth it.

APRIL FOOL'S DAY BULLSHIT

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:55:02 -0400

I WILL BE ON TWITTER ALL DAY CALLING OUT EVERYONE’S BULLSHIT APRIL FOOL’S DAY PRANKS BECAUSE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

FOLLOW ALONG AT #afdbs

BEST SINK HOLE PHOTOS

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:19:10 -0400

Dedicated to Jim Tews.

THE AFRIENDGERS! Please don’t ask me how long I spent...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 09:30:00 -0500

THE AFRIENDGERS! Please don’t ask me how long I spent making this VERY RELEVANT piece of artwork.

The Top Ten Worst Comedians in the World (New York)

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:54:21 -0500

bradaustin:

The New York (world) comedy scene has become red hot of late, with acts such as Michael Che, Brad Austin and Ryan Sorensen really lighting it up on all sorts of shows. But some comics are just plain rotten, and need to be told to stop doing comedy forever. Here is our list of the worst comics in New York city (the world).

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Make sure you tumblr-follow Brad Austin for making a very funny list that secretly made 11 of his friends very self-conscious.

Also, I don’t “LOVE” the Postal Service. I just think they’re great, is all.

POPE TWEET LAUNCHING AT 1:20 P.M. EST

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:16:35 -0500

Just wanted to give all of my tumblr followers a heads up that I’m gonna be dropping at Pope Tweet at 1:20 P.M. EST. Make sure to go to http://www.twitter.com/natefernald to check it out. Or follow me and watch it show up live in your feed!

And make sure to join/invite your friends on Facebook using the official event invite:

http://www.facebook.com/events/133800303455627/

See ya there!

butttalk: Here it is! We really did it. The world’s #1 Number...

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 14:09:06 -0500

butttalk:

Here it is! We really did it. The world’s #1 Number Two podcast finally came out of our butts.

We are Adam Newman & Nate Fernald (aka Adam Poo-man & Nate Fart-nald). Our guest for episode #1 (every episode is really #2) is the hilari-ass Sean Donnelly (aka Sean Don-smelly). Listen to us shit-shat about pooping in public, pooping around our girlfriends/wives, and not talking about anything because we can’t stop laughing!

Listen here or feel free to use this stink-link to download the episode.

WhIff nothing smellse, at least listen to the first farty sec-ends to hear the fan-gas-tic theme song we recorded with the ins-anus-ly talented Jordan Winick.

And please follow this Bum-blr! ShIt’s our home base. We’ll post new episodes every two Twosdays, and sometimes link you to Break(wind)Thru Radio, where they’ll be hosting us once a month. And don’t shit your pants (or doo), we’ll be on iPoones e-stench-ually.

Please spread the turd about how much this podcast stinks!

Today Adam Newman and I launched the dumbest podcast ever. It should be up on iTunes soon, but for you can listen to it on the Butt Talk Tumblr or Break Thru Radio. We’re very proud of this.

TWITTER FEED LIVE TWEET FACEBOOK EVENT

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 00:14:37 -0500

TWITTER FEED LIVE TWEET FACEBOOK EVENT:

So excited to be live-tweeting my twitter feed! Click the link for all the deets on Facebook. See ya there, twitter-heads!

IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:06:03 -0500

MARK YOUR CALENDARS, FOLKS! On Wednesday, January 16 at 1:00 P.M. EST I am going to be LIVE TWEETING MY TWITTER FEED. #twitterfeedlivetweet Be sure to follow all the action at https://twitter.com/natefernald

IMPORTANT PETITION PLEASE HELP

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:14:56 -0500

Folks, please help. Sign my petition and spread the word so WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. Gonna need all the help we can get.

Petition RE-MAKE THREE AMIGOS WITH BORAT, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE AND AUSTIN POWERS

THANK YOU GODBLESS.

baguettemenots: Steve O’Brien & Nate Fernald - Team...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:29:12 -0500

baguettemenots:

Steve O’Brien & Nate Fernald - Team Submarine

You should all be following the sensational Baguette Me Nots.

Finally “found my voice” on stage! It’s just...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 15:27:46 -0500

Finally “found my voice” on stage! It’s just BEING A GOOD BOY!

Vote for Joke of the Year

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 11:59:41 -0500

Vote for Joke of the Year:

The one non-diarrhea joke I’ve ever written has been nominated for Time Out New York’s Joke of the Year. Some other great comedians’ non-diarrhea jokes also got nominated. I guess 2012 wasn’t the best year for diarrhea jokes, but nonetheless, you should go vote for me or ANYONE because YOUR VOICE NEEDS TO BE HEARD! Four more years! Kony 2012! Save the middle class!

oodlesofpun: Here’s episode one of RVC. It’s an interactive...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 14:48:14 -0500

oodlesofpun:

Here’s episode one of RVC. It’s an interactive website so for the full experience go check it out and all other episodes at http://rides.tv/rvc/

Nick and TJ’s new show is amazing. Everybody watch it.

Really excited for the new Judd Crapatow (Apatoot?) movie.

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:45:05 -0500

Really excited for the new Judd Crapatow (Apatoot?) movie.

Jake Young is the best. (his Twitter handle don’t lie!)

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:33:07 -0400

Jake Young is the best. (his Twitter handle don’t lie!)

Douchechills

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 10:38:20 -0400

After the peak of Goosebumps’ popularity, R.L. Stine made a brief attempt at connecting with an older audience with a college-based series of horror stories called “Douchechills.” Stine only managed to write a few Douchechills books before his publisher pulled the plug on the project and urged him to write more books for the Goosebumps series. Below are the titles and descriptions of the now hard-to-find Douchechills series.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING SCARFACE POSTER

Skidmark and Traz are looking for some sick posters to decorate their new off-campus apartment. But by the time they arrive at Poster Town (after sleeping off a mega hangover), all of the good posters are gone. No Bob Marleys, no two-girls-kissing, no “no farting” posters. But then Traz notices a pretty sweet Scarface poster behind the counter. “That’s not for sale!” says Wendiglion, the mysterious shopkeeper, “But I think I may have some bikini babe posters in the back.” But the moment he steps out, Skidmark and Traz gank the Scarface poster. Later that night, after hanging it up, they notice something odd…Scarface is missing from the poster! And each night since, pledges keep disappearing too. Talk about a Scare-face!

THE SLUT WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A DUDE

The boys of Alpha Kappa Phi are having some real trouble getting their dicks wet. What with the chlamydia outbreak on campus, none of the usual girls seem to want to put out. That’s when Danielle shows up to their place. She’s sexy, she’s mysterious and she’s ready to get it on. One problem, though…it seems whenever a guy hooks up with her…he wakes up with a man in his bed. Is Danielle playing some sort of prank? Or is there more to this mysterious woman than meets the “guy”?

VOODOO ARMBAND TATTOO

Maybe it was the Mike’s Hard talking, but Big Ronnie needed to get a tattoo. And it had to be something sick. When he rolled up to the local tattoo parlour at 3:00 AM, he found that the doors were locked. “This is fucking gay!” he shouted. Just then, he noticed a new tattoo parlour across the street. He ran in and shouted “Give me the sickest armband tat you got!” The tattooist obliged, giving him a very sick armband tat. “That’ll be $200, sir,” said Wendiglion, the strange tattooist. But Big Ronnie already blew his wad on a blacklight poster of a lizard giving the middle finger earlier that night. “Sorry, bro. Not my problem.” Wendiglion just laughed. Big Ronnie left the tattoo parlour to go get hammered some more. But it seems now that whenever he chugged a sixer of Mike’s Hard…he didn’t even get a buzz. Could the strange symbols on the tattoo have something to do with this? It’s a tat-boo!

Other books in the Douchechills series include: The Flip Cup with a Ghost Inside of It, Totem Bong, The Monster Energy Drink That Actually Was a Monster and The Curse of the Big Lebowski DVD