I decided to take this fun survey I found on Facebook, and you should all do it too! Here’s how it works: Put your iPod on shuffle, and the name of the first song is the answer to the first question. Then hit skip, and the second song is the answer to the second question and so on and so forth until you’ve answered all ten questions. Ready? Let’s go!

DISCLAIMER: I do not have an iPod. But I DO have a discman, and it does have a shuffle option, so I can still play.

Okay, now ready? Let’s go!

DISCLAIMER: The only CD I own is the CD single for Lou Bega’s “Mambo #5.” But there are a couple of remixes on it, so I can still shuffle.

Okay, ready now? Let’s go!

My Name Is: Mambo #5

LOL, yeah I wish! I also wish that my name was one of the ones in the song. A little unfair, ya know? Just cuz I’m a boy :\ Still love the song, though.

I Love: Mambo #5 “Too Much Mambo” House Remix

LOL. Guilty! Love this song.

I Hate: Mambo #5

UMMM, OKAY, THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. LOL. This is turning out to be really funny. Seriously - love this song.

My Favorite Food Is: Mambo #5 Havanna Club Mix

LOL. Talk about ear candy! LOL. Such a good song.

I Was Born: Mambo #5 (Radio Edit)

Actually, I was born premature. And the radio edit of Mambo #5 is about 40 seconds shorter, so it ends premature. Kinda creepy! Still love this song, though.

My Pet’s Name Is: Mambo #5 (DJ Finger’s “Just the Trumpet” Mix)

Close! My cat’s name name is Mambo. Actually, all of my cats’ names are Mambo, so technically one of them is Mambo #5. Even closer! PS, love this mix.

My Biggest Fear Is: Mambo #5

LOL. Pretty much the opposite of my biggest fear. Here is my biggest fear: “Somebody just went back in time and murdered Lou Bega before he recorded Mambo #5! Also, everybody are ants.”

My Pet Peeve Is: Mambo #5 ”Murda Da Mumbo” Dub Mix

Actually, this one is true. This remix is like nine minutes long and just samples him saying “Tina” over and over again. Doesn’t even say Mambo! Like, WTF? Mambo number ZERO. Right? But I’d still take it over no Mambo at all (see previously question).

Your Most Embarrassing Memory: Mambo #5 (Radio Edit)

Nope. Weird quiz! Love this song.

My Dying Words Will Be: Mambo #5

So perfect. I would love nothing more than to go out in a hail of gunfire while screaming “It’s Mambo Number 5!” at the top of my lungs. If I ever find out I have 24 hours left to live, definitely putting on my discman and taking a church hostage. Such a good song.