- Go skydiving
- Meet Matt Damon
- Travel Europe
- Ride in a helicopter
- Discuss classic literature with Matt Damon
- Become a father
- Reveal to Matt Damon that I didn’t actually read the book we were discussing and that I just made up all that stuff off the top of my head
- Have Matt Damon be very impressed with my “improv skills” (his words, not mine)
- Say “Why thank you, Mr. Damon. I took a few classes when I was college, but most of that was just my natural instinct.”
- Have Matt Damon say “Please, Nate. Call me Matt - not Mr. Damon.” (you got it, Matt!)
- After a few more times hanging out, have Matt Damon realize that there’s more to me than just being some fanboy who wanted to meet him before dying, and then casually mention that he’s actually looking for a new roommate
- MOVE IN WITH MATT DAMON (!!!!)
- Find out that living with Matt Damon isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, and that he’s actually pretty disrespectful as a roommate (constant parties, never washes dishes and will only let me watch the TV if I’m watching a movie he was in - seriously, how weird is that???)
- Finally confront Matt Damon about his wild parties and let him know that I’m not an actor like him and I actually have to wake up every morning and go do real work in order to pay my rent
- Get in a shouting match with Matt Damon about what “real work” is and have him try and justify that he works just as hard at his career as I do mine
- Tell him it didn’t look like he was working very hard in Jersey Girl
- Get murdered by Matt Damon
- Get resurrected by Matt Damon
- Die on the dance floor
Feel free to print this list and use it for yourself. First one to accomplish everything on it gets an Amazon gift card!
