January 2011
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WatchThis is what happens when I get sick, am home by myself, and have taken three ibuprofen.
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Your Move, The New Yorker
This is kind of old news, but when it was new news I didn’t have an e-voice (blog). But how did this New Yorker Caption Contest submission of mine not win everything?
I mean, really. How could this not win everything? Your move, The New Yorker.
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Movie Trailer Re-Caps: No Strings Attached
No Strings Attached is the controversial film that DARES beg the question that has been forever plaguing philanthropists and philosphers for centuries: Can SEX friends stay BEST friends? Well, the answer is NO, because “Sex Friends” is not a thing that anybody has ever said. “Hi Dave, I’d like you to meet my Sex Friend KRONDOR.” There’s like five reasons...
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BIG MISTAKE
I thought the merchandising opportunities for Black Swan were going to be way bigger, so I went ahead and got a few thousand of these made up. BOY DO I FEEL LIKE FOOL. Let me know if you want to buy any of them off me. Limited edition, first press Black Swan Collector’s Pogs.
It’s part of the Darren Aronofsky Pog Series I’m working on. Requiem for a Dream and The Wrestler up...
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